We have uncovered a new piece of evidence! Upon further examination of the scene of the disappearance, we decided that is was smart to interview Daphne. We know what you all are thinking…why would they interview a dog? Well, we actually hired a canine translator to help us. As Julia James conducted the interview, our translator kept feeding her Daphne’s answers through an ear bud. Although she was a bit short and rude to Julia, we have reason to believe that her answers are all truthful. Below is the interview transcript:
Julia: Well, hello Daphne. I’m Julia James.
Julia: I want to ask you a few questions about NoirCat. So, I’ll start by saying, I know you’re a dog and she’s a cat, and things can get pretty heated there. But I’m going to try to keep an open mind. So I’m going to ask you, once for the record, what’s your relationship with NoirCat?
Daphne: We are friends! Actually, we are best friends!
Julia: Oh friends, huh? I’m not sure I buy it! But anyway, why did we find the ransom note at your house?
Daphne: Because I ate it! I was hungry, okay?!
Julia: Okay then? Well, I guess my next question is…what do you know about Maggie Black and her relationship with NoirCat?
Daphne: She doesn’t hate Maggie! But she does hate some community she’s a part of…I think it’s called DS106.
Julia: We will be sure to look into that. But with the little that you gave us to go on, how do you expect us to find your friend?
Daphne: Trust me, you shouldn’t find her. That’s all I’m saying.
To aid our search in locating Noir Cat, we request the community’s help. Please be on the lookout for Noir Cat and contact us if you have any information! We also ask the public to spread the following flyer. Printing it and posting it around town or sharing it online will both help. The more eyes looking for Noir Cat, the more successful our search will be. Thank You. #BWA